Men + Sports
Apparently Ricki doesn’t like the fact that most guys watch sports (a sweeping generalization here). She was blaming everything on men’s penchant for watching sports.
Here’s an extract of the conversation we had that got us laughing so hard in the library…
Ricki: Why did Eve eat the forbidden fruit? Because Adam was not there to stop her! He was too busy watching sports!!
All the guys: ?!?! What sports?!
Ricki: Animal sport! Like 2 ants fighting or something…
Me: The United Nations are ineffective. They are going to go the way of the League of Nations.
Ricki: How can you say that?
Me: There’s going to be World War 3 and they won’t be able to stop it.
Me: Yeah, coz you women prevent men from watching sports SO WE HAVE TO FIGHT A WAR INSTEAD!
(Ricki thinks that sports is just a substitute for war, so I just turned her theory back on her. )
Ricki: … …